Do you have good sense of humor? Are you sure about that?

Have you ever thought how much humor mean to you? Personally I believe that humor is very important in our life. With humor you can make friends or enemies, get attention of female/mail or even move faster on your career path. However it is impossible to measure the value of a humor like we used to do in science, because humor is unique and individual.

Humor varies from black to white and from rude to polite. Sometimes it could be hard to adjust to humor in your new society because jokes could be completely different. For example friends of mine used to joke like that: “Oh, Sviat you are so stupid! Even infant can understand that!” or “My grandmother without shoes plays soccer better than you!”. Thus I’ve felt great contrast when bankers joke like that: “I’m the best banker in the world” or “We are the greatest bank in the USA. Chase? Who are they?”. But it was very funny.

In addition to this your job makes a huge impact on your jokes. In chemistry we used to joke like that: “ –Why you have such a long fingers? –I used to clean test-tube often” or “Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you”. Someone find this joke weird, but chemists from my department like them very much.

Also groups of people who spend a lot of time together have they own joke topics. It could be quotes from popular films, youtube’s videos or famous phrase. In my country we used to say: “Huston! Huston! We’ve got a problem” – when we have some topics to discuses, usually these topics are not so important as in Jim Lovell situation.

Thus the only proper end of this blog should be:

 “The old man says:
Behold, once the time was, when I went to the store with five dollars and came back with a bag of potatoes, 2 loaf of bread, 3 packs of milk, cheeses, packs of tea and 6 eggs. Now what? ... In every place video cameras installed.”

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